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  2. carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

    I have two moods 

    One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

    the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

    there is no inbetween

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  4. fierrrrrrce:

    trvllambitions:

    lizzyphantomhive:

    klainestuck:

    hurlold:

    deb-ultimatefangirloftheuniverse:

    askthemariobros:

    Number one rule of Tumblr:

    ALWAYS REBLOG THE DARN CREATOR IF HE IS ON YOUR DASHBOARD.

    If you don’t, get off Tumblr. Now.

    woop woop party time up in here yo. 

    He looks like that guy off of glee in the wheel chair.

    did someone really just say he looks like kevin mchale

    Omg it’s my birthday too!

    Happy birthday my nigga.

    happy bday boo

    (Source: descobertas-do-acaso, via beautifulaspirationss)

     


  5. lilacid:

    niggaqueef:

    when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

    image

    most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

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  6. t-ranquilize:

    sunset-surfer:

    hxudini:

    crystal-surf:

    standby5h:

    If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

    i actually remember when i got told about his passing. i was walking outside my primary school gates and a friend told me. i though they were lying so i didn’t believe them. I didn’t choose to believe it until i heard about it from my parents and on the news. When it was confirmed i remember crying into my mum’s arms i would have been 7-11 years of age at the time. I love Steve Irwin he is a true Australian Hero and cannot be replaced ever.

    good old steve

    omg all aussie’s must reblog, this legend will never die in our hearts.

    (Source: swift-harmony, via beautifulaspirationss)

     

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  8. Aaliyah I Rock The Boat

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  13. ilikerob:

    tyleroakley:

    Oh my God.

    i need to blog this again.

    (Source: getalittlebitchier, via aprincesssworld)

     

  14. fashionpassionates:

    GET YOUR GAGA/MICKEY SUNNIES!

    Get yours: MICKEY FLIP SUNNIES

    (via ultimatebeauties)

     

  15. wtfhistory:

    schazam:

    Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

    She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

    One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

    Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

    The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

    Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

    “Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

    This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

    Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

    And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

    Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

    I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

    I will continue to reblog and add my explanation on this until the day I die.

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